Here is a very funny joke...Can you tell a smart funny joke ( now please)? - funny uses of porcelain
A loan for Kermit
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. You can see the plate that his name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I want $ 30,000 for a holiday. Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and his name to lend. The frog says his name is Gustavo Jagger, his father is Mick Jagger, and it is okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he needed to be to guarantee the loan with any certainty. The frog said, "Sure. I have this" and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she needs to advise the bank manager and disappears into an office.
She finds the manager and said: "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know and wants to borrow $ 30,000, and you want to use as collateral. They argued that the pink elephant." I mean, what in the world is it? "
(You can find this love)
(A masterpiece)
(Wait for it)
The bank manager looks at her and said ... "It is an ornament, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. In the old Rolling Stone".
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Funny Uses Of Porcelain Here Is A Very Funny Joke...Can You Tell A Smart Funny Joke ( Now Please)?
10 comments:
Gork laugh so hard they fall Rock .. Gorka joke now
Gork is the disease of BSE in the Happy Meal.
hahahahah ... Snort ... hahahah
Gork laugh so hard they fall Rock .. Gorka joke now
Gork is the disease of BSE in the Happy Meal.
hahahahah ... Snort ... hahahah
Its OK
haha that's good. I've heard, but always gets me.
OK, here's mine:
These are not people who live in a village at the foot of a mountain called Tridville. They live far from each city and walk around or have to around the hill. Then, one day, it was decided to send an expedition up the mountain to see if they could quickly recover. But shortly after the ascent of the mountain, Tridi come to a large, dark cave. Outside the cage, a giant Cyclops had gone around the mountain. He went into the city and said that everyone had fear, and never return.
But the older Villiage decided to send 6 of its Valliant Tridi highest mountain. Then he went and came to the same cave. Again, the monster began to descend the mountain. Like all told not to download the Villiage. While we are pleased about this, a rabbi from a nearby village, offered to move upthe mountain, only to find a safe passage.
However, were the samettand decided to cave saw something that live there, but he did not know why. While on the mountain. After some time on a fallen tree has a hairy creature was sitting on it. His curiosity was for him, so he decided to talk, walk the monster. The monster was very nice and talked for hours. Finally, after about three hours, the Rabbi asked the giant, "Why the poor Tridi leave the mountain, but not me?"
Then said the giant:
"Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Tridi!
wouldnt call a masterpiece, but made me smile good job i.
its very good, but I was not suggesting
lol yeah i got it as an e-mail immediately.
i love it.
Ha Ha Ha Ha !!!!!!
i do not get it
lol ... You should have seen it comin like half blind! lol
CUTE!
: O)
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